10 Ways that having a baby is kind of like World of Warcraft

1. Psychic Scream really does exist in the real world.
2. It really helps to have an off tank, in case something happens.
3. You wanted a fireball chucking imp? You got ‘im!
4. Beware the 4am Howl of Terror. That’s all I have to say about that.
5. Misdirection might save your life some day.
6. Pyroblast, when combined with diapers, has a whole new meaning.
7. Use your War Stomp sparingly.
8. Crunchy Spider Legs really won’t hurt the baby.
9. Babies are a Gift of Nature.
10. It may consume your life, but at least you’ll be happy about it. 🙂

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