Found this in a “Women of Perry, KS” Cookbook online. This is possibly the most Kansan thing I can think of.
TO ALL THE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME
The following recipe is earnestly recommended:
Take of Charity, 25 parts;
Justice 25 parts;
Patience ten parts;
Cheerfulness ten parts;
to be blended and highly seasoned with plenty of Common Sense, Regard for the Rights of Others, and the saving Sense of Humor.
To be taken in large quantities constantly or oftener.
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